The Deutsche Welle tries to make light of a simple escape from prison:
Taking the risk of being pulped into toilet paper over spending the next seven years doing time for drug dealing offenses, the savvy jailbird managed to evade all the security measures the prison had in place and escaped to freedom with the rubbish.
Now the police in the neighboring town of Viersen in North Rhine Westphalia are considering issuing an international arrest warrant for him.
Whether the warrant will be printed on recycled paper or not, the police wouldn’t say.
Ha ha.