Least safe car on the road, a Tesla is statistically likely to increase crashes. Three Tesla near each other? A crash is certain. …the driver of the Model 3 simply attempted to overtake the Model Y and in the process, forgot to check their mirrors and turned directly into the path of the Model S. … Continue reading What’s Opposite of Safety Engineering? Three Teslas Crash Into Each Other
Some excellent market analysis is just in from Hard Drive. “Our product has completely changed the way Americans die in Teslas,” said Greg Joswiak, Apple’s senior vice president of marketing, in an in-store demo. “No longer will people simply burn alive or watch helplessly as their car drives itself into the side of an overpass. … Continue reading Tesla Owners Prefer Wearing Apple Goggles When They Crash and Burn to Death
Police say the Tesla failed to avoid collision with a car right in front of it, but have not yet published details of speeds involved. On February 7, 2024, at approximately 7:40 a.m., officers responded to a multi-vehicle crash on Annapolis Road (Route 175) at Piedmont Lane in Hanover. The investigation would reveal that a … Continue reading PA Tesla Kills One
A doctor used a Tesla to kill his friend and mentor, about eighteen months ago. He has just now pled guilty to homicide. You may remember the video of this mangled blue Tesla. Joseph Yanta was behind the wheel, and Doug Rockacy was in the passenger seat. Both were UPMC doctors at the time and … Continue reading Tesla Owner Pleads “guilty to homicide by vehicle”