Category Archives: History

St. Louis voted best tasting tap water

What’s the name of that guy in Dr. Strangelove with the obsession about rainwater? General Jack D. Ripper?

A station in St. Louis, KWMU, has alerted America to a water quality and anti-bottle campaign called “Think Outside the Bottle”. No, this is not just a marketing campaign for babies:

“It’s really a great idea on a few fronts: one, it’s saving taxpayer dollars; two, we have the best-tasting water in the country, and we’re encouraging our city employees, city citizens and citizens from around the region and visitors to use our tap water,” [St. Louis mayor’s environmental aide] Embree said.

During the 2007 U.S. Conference of Mayors St. Louis’ tap water was voted the best tasting.

They forgot to mention the war on terror. What modern politician could forget the war on terror as a reason to take action? Save the environment? Save taxpayer dollars? Do it for the taste or your health? What kind of Communists, oops I mean terrorists, are we dealing with here? Ol’ Ripper said it like this:

A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That’s the way your hard-core Commie works.

Today it would be terrorists. Those terrorist bottle companies leeching foreign substances…someone needs to launch an air-strike and protect America from “the most monstrously conceived and dangerous [terrorist] plot we have ever had to face”.

Wait, isn’t there already a Homeland Security alert on bottles?

Senator opposes sale of Budweiser (manuf) to foreigners

This is a classic Onion comment:

Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-MO) has vowed to stop the sale of Budweiser manufacturer Anheuser-Busch to Belgian-Brazilian company ImBev. What do you think?

“Might I suggest that Sen. McCaskill actually try drinking a Budweiser before making any rash decisions? That’s what I usually do.”

Heh, too clever. Apparently she has already done that.

What’s the brew-ha ha over the sale of this company to a foreign one? I think first they should consider admitting formally to the original Budweiser manufacturer in Europe that they stole the name…then we can talk about the risk of European ownership.

The Tolerance Edict of 1773

I often hear people making fun of Bush’s infamous “Mission Accomplished” publicity stunt.

“President Bush is well aware that the banner should have been much more specific”

Today I was reminded that this certainly was not the first time a leader has made a great stroke of irony.

The self-proclaimed reformist of Russia, Catherine II, put forward an edict of “tolerance” that actually did a great deal to incite and build intolerance. DW World explains the situation back then:

Catherine’s reign was full of contradictions. The tolerance edict of June 17, 1773 expressly forbade all forms of religious persecution and serves as proof of her modern and liberal attitude. This law was of great benefit to the Old Believers, the branch of the Russian Orthodox Church which had been excommunicated following the Schism of 1666. In diametric contrast to this were the restrictions placed on the Jewish population. They were limited to designated areas of the western Czardom, which covered large parts of annexed Poland. From 1791 onwards, Jews there were ghettoized. Their social and religious activities could only be carried out in the designated zones.

The 1773 timing is important because the annexation of Poland by Russia began in 1772. Thus, her “tolerance” policies were apparently a means to push those who were not considered for tolerance into a less noticeable place.

You might say this is similar to removing signs of failure when reporting on a mission accomplished story. The space Catherine II was using for those she could not tolerate just so happened to be already full of forces motivated to fight and expand the influence of Catholicism. Twenty years later, or about 1791, those behind this Catholic movement had been subdued (despite assistance from France) and the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth was partitioned into foreign control zones (Russian as well as Austrian and Prussian).

The organization of ghettos and restrictions on social and religious freedom was thus the result of the Tolerance Edict for many Europeans. This set the stage for increased tension and ongoing intolerance.

The Whitehouse later tried to explain Bush’s “mission accomplished” speech really was in reference to the one ship he was standing on; it had accomplished its particular mission of hanging a large banner that said mission accomplished.

Perhaps if we could speak with Catherine II today she might argue something similar; that her idea of forbidding all forms of religious intolerance really meant only religions she approved of at the time, or even the few she thought tolerable, would be tolerated.

Mingling of Fairy and Witch Beliefs

After commenting on one of Bruce’s blog entries, I was reminded of a poem called “The Flyting betwixt Montgomery and Polwart”. I tried to find a handy copy to refresh my memory, but instead I ran into an odd article in Folklore:

At all events the British Association has more than once taken note of them, and has not gone so far as the Russian Commissary of Education, who has announced that all mention of fairies, angels, or devils in fairy tales is to be supplanted by the words “scientists and technicians who have served humanity.” Whether these partake the nature of angels or of devils, or incline more to that of fairies, I leave you to judge.

My thought exactly.

I wish I could find that old poem by Alexander Mongomerie.