Tom Toles is often hilarious. I like it when he rhymes too:
Category Archives: Poetry
Warning: Memorial Day Poem
JUNGLE TRACK SONG
by Mike Subritzky 1972
28th ANZUK Regiment
A tribute to Ross H and the men of Victor 1 Company RNZIR, Viet Nam
Where’s me fuckin’ rifle?
Where’s me fuckin’ pack?
Where’s me fuckin’ webbing?
and – where’s the fuckin’ track?I’m sick of fuckin’ walkin’!
I’m sick of fuckin’ rain!
I’m sick of fuckin’ jungle bashing!
and – I’m doin’ it a-fuckin’-gain!It’s full of fuckin’ noises!
It’s full of fuckin’ birds!
It’s full of fuckin’ snakes and shit!
and – it’s full of fuckin’ lurgs!I hate the fuckin’ Army!
I hate the fuckin’ Camp!
I hate the fuckin’ RSM!
and – I hate this fuckin’ tramp!Another fuckin’ contact!
Another fuckin’ war!
Another fuckin’ body count!
and – another fuckin’ score!So – where’s me fuckin’ rifle?
me fuckin’ webbing too!
I’ve found me fuckin’ discharge docs!
and – I’M FUCKIN’ SHOOTIN’ THROUGH!
memorial bbq
my take on a typical american memorial event:
We love fire on food,
rolling shishkabobs again.
Wonderful heat source
perhaps a somber theme would be more appropriate:
Gathering bones
on Hiroshima’s burnt earth
under the blazing sun
i am not a fan of the rah-rah “greatest military on earth” poetry.
Waka waka, bang splat
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Transliterated: Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash, Caret at back-tick dollar dollar dash, Bang splat tick dollar under-score, Percent splat waka waka number four, Ampersand right-paren dot dot slash, Vertical-bar curly-bracket tilde tilde CRASH!
