Tesla Cybertruck Engineer Begs Owners to Stop Destroying It

It seems that a notoriously misleading Tesla lead engineer working on the Cybertruck product took on a PR role to request that drivers stop proving their designs a failure.

Cybertruck has lived a tortured life for entertainment … invincible! … maybe Cybertruck can roam freely on and off-road in peace?

This situation seems like a classic case of gaslighting. Is the Cybertruck an invincible white supremacist warrior seeking confrontation without accountability, or is it immediately suffering from contact and seeking safe spaces for solitude?

Recent tests have revealed the following:

  1. Cybertruck can’t survive loose dirt or sand
  2. Cybertruck can’t survive a small concrete wall
  3. Cybertruck can’t survive a dip in water
  4. Cybertruck can’t survive in snow
  5. Cybertruck can’t survive a bump
  6. Cybertruck shouldn’t be used for towing
  7. Cybertruck shouldn’t be exposed to moisture

This fail whale is nothing more than an embarrassment to the American truck, a sad blight on American engineering.

It’s like something Soviet Russia would have cooked up and dumped on a closed market.

FL Tesla Critically Injures Child on Scooter in School Zone

Presumably the Tesla was not observing the posted speed limit, given critical injuries the road robot caused to a child.

Video captured by Chopper 6 showed the scooter and teen’s helmet on the ground next to the sidewalk, with a pool of blood and notebooks scattered on the street. A red Tesla with significant damage to passenger side of the front windshield could also be seen stopped in a designated school zone area where the speed limit is 15 mph.

Significant head trauma knocking the child unconscious and the windshield damage to the robot suggests impact at over 12 mph.

CA Tesla Kills Two

Police say excessive speed was related to a Tesla failing to handle a curve in the road, killing its passengers.

“A Tesla was traveling westbound on Copper at a high rate of speed, failed to negotiate a turn in the roadway, struck the center median guardrail, overturned and then came to rest on another guardrail in the center median,” says CHP Sgt. Bryan Hunt. Two of the three people were thrown from the vehicle. They were pronounced dead at the scene.

Trump Invokes 1868 Seymour Presidential Campaign KKK Tactics With “Bloodbath” Threat to America

The threat of a “bloodbath” if Americans don’t vote for a white supremacist is something right out of the history books. This sort of domestic terrorism as a campaign platform sounds like Horatio Seymour in 1868:

In Ohio campaign rally, Trump says there will be a “bloodbath” if he loses November election

Or as the Washington Post put it in modern context…

Notably, Seymour put up campaign ads like this one illustrating how Americans would be lynched if they dared to vote against him.

Source: Encyclopedia of Alabama, 1 Sept 1868 Tuscaloosa Independent Monitor. The KKK threatened that March 4, 1869 — first day of rule by avowed racist Horatio Seymour — would bring lynchings of white Americans (“scalawags” and “carpetbaggers”).

Indeed, in 1869 “First-Class Men” tried to torture and murder a congressman because he had voted against Seymour in the Presidential election.

Colby: On the 29th of October 1869, [the KKK] broke my door open, took me out of bed, took me to the woods and whipped me three hours or more and left me for dead. They said to me, “Do you think you will ever vote another damned Radical ticket?” I said, “If there was an election tomorrow, I would vote the Radical ticket.” They set in and whipped me a thousand licks more, with sticks and straps that had buckles on the ends of them.

It was bad, really really bad, as the author of “Klan War” explained. The “bloodbath” tactic what Trump is invoking again as a shout-out to American history:

“[The organized terror movement after Civil War] stock-in-trade was violence – intimidation and violence. People were beaten, people were flogged, people were lynched, people were shot. People’s homes were raided, they were dragged outdoors and flogged in the streets.” And, he says, the violence often included “truly horrifying sadism”.

What was Seymour’s actual campaign slogan?

After President Grant crushed the KKK political platform, it rebranded itself a Christian nationalist “America First” platform

Another political cartoon, using clever puns, attempts to make light of threats from the KKK and foreshadows its use of prohibition to criminalize Black and Catholic voters (portraying anti-racists as radicals drunk on the “bottle”).

Print by Brown & Barrett, 65 8th Ave. N.Y. [1868]. Source: Library of Congress

Far too few Americans realize that the 2024 racist “America First” campaign is literally a throw-back to the horrible KKK and a Seymour ticket all over again.

If Trump Gets Convicted, Blame Ulysses S. Grant

“America First” since the late 1800s has been a known violent nativist/racist political campaign slogan, yet it persists.

We can thank Grant (easily the best American General and President in history) for creating National Parks, the Department of Justice, Civil Rights and defeating domestic terrorists like the KKK… perhaps yet again.