Category Archives: Security

Clean City Simulation, Sponsored by IBM

IBM has posted an online simulation game called CityOne, where you can try and make a city as disgusting and dirty…ahem, I mean as clean and efficient as possible:

Think you know what it takes to make the energy systems that serve a city more efficient? Given the opportunity, could you make the city’s water cleaner and more plentiful, its banks more robust and customer-centric and its retail stores more innovative?

Changes you make affect sensors in the game. You are meant to “evolve” four industries: retail, banking, energy and water.

You have to sign in and agree to store information on IBM servers before you can play. I could not help but notice the incongruity here. Do you see a “submit” button?

Does this mean I am not bound by the terms because I clicked continue instead? The game has not even started and I have found a decision flaw.

This reminds me of games I used to play to solve the Middle East conflict. Although it is fun to choose from a limited set of options, after a while it becomes clear that someone has an agenda and you are just learning how to follow along.

The start of the IBM game, for example, gives you three water options based only on technology (that presumably that IBM sells): desalination, smart water meters, and separate water systems. I could not find the option for deregulation, issuing fines, or invading a neighboring state and seizing their water supplies. The “water consultants” in other words give the sort of advice you might expect if IBM placed a consultant in your city.

There is no city jester and no military/security consultant to offset the industry consultants who just seem to want to spend money on IBM.

Don’t ask why a CEO is said to be in charge of a city, instead of an elected official, let alone why this CEO only has four consultants and they are all working on industry. Just play along now.

Street Artist Arrested: KKKatie Taken Down

The city of San Francisco has re-arrested a “street artist” known for spray-painting “KKK”. Aggressive Panhandler, a local blog, has an amusing take, called KKKatie Taken Down, Or: How Not to be a “Street Artist”

Look, I’m not one to debate street art vs. vandalism, but if you’re gonna go around trying to make a name for yourself using $15 worth of supplies from the hardware store, could you at least make it look kind of nice? Did you only have one can of paint? You probably shouldn’t be running with a nom de guerre that includes a commonly recognized abbreviation of your given name either. I know if I ever start calling myself a Rustoleum Wrangler, I’m gonna go by “ChChCharlie” and my tagline will be “Do not attempt to tag actual human beings.”

That last line is a reference to how the artist threatened to spray paint a man who reported her to the police. She also threatened the man with racial comments and false claims if he turned her in.

“…she said to me, ‘If you do dial 9-1-1, I’m going to say you raped me and tried to kidnap me. Who do you think they’re going to believe, a black man or a white woman?’ And, I said, ‘Well, let’s see,'” Moore said.

The city arrested her but let her go, foolishly. Then she went on another KKK spree until she was detained and then attacked a police officer. The city now is said to have spent more than $10,000 just for cleaning surfaces, including a statue, that she spray painted with KKK.

The artist claims it stands for Kooky, Krazy Kid. This seems irrelevant to me. She uses initials and leaves it open to interpretation. If she painted Kooky, Krazy Kid then she might have a leg to stand on. As much as I am a fan of street art, this does not qualify and the police have unfortunately let the tab run instead of shutting her down when they had the first chance.

San Bruno Pipe: Ticking Time Bomb

The San Francisco Chronicle says five families sue PG&E after the San Bruno fire:

The suits say the pipe was a “ticking time bomb” that PG&E ignored. They attack the utility for not having automatic shutoff valves on the line, which could have reduced the time it took to cut off the flow of gas that fed the inferno.

“This wasn’t an accident. This was a foreseeable consequence of ignoring safety measures,” said Frank Pitre, a Burlingame attorney representing the families. He said he would file cases on behalf of about two dozen more families in the next two weeks.

Richard Clarke cited this disaster in his keynote at RSA Europe last week. Here is my problem with his use of it as an example: he first said how simple it is to blow up a gas-line and cause massive destruction, then he said how complicated it is to design and deploy an attack on a utility (e.g. Stuxnet).

I asked him afterward about this apparent contradiction — easy to cause a disaster yet hard to cause a disaster. He said the sophisticated nature of “what they were trying to do” is what made Stuxnet different from the San Bruno explosion.

Ok, regardless of motive, which we can not really know anyway, let’s talk consequences.

Can we honestly say we are far more at risk from a “highly targeted” and “weaponized” and “highly sophisticated” attack like Stuxnet when it has had literally zero impact?

It seems to me that Clarke’s message about cybersecurity is weakened when he brings up examples of actual disasters and how easy they are — like a “ticking time bomb” instead of a bumbling virus.

His speech made me think the non-cyber environmental disasters (especially from energy companies) pose the more present danger (more likely, more severe) than anything he has to say about security. This is not to diminish the importance of security, but to keep it in perspective relative to things that the five families are describing in their lawsuit.

Beer Thief Caught In Job Interview

A man who stole beer from a grocery store applied for a job at the same store.

The Telegraph says the lager thief showed up for an interview, but it did not go well

When he was invited in for an interview, the local manager recognised his face, Burnley Crown Court heard.

The unnamed manager then checked CCTV footage from earlier that week and identified Holden stealing four boxes of lager worth £40 from the same store.

When confronted during the interview, he fled – and stole two more boxes of beer as ran through the front door.

This is a surveillance success story, as much as it is a case (pun not intended) of a really stupid thief. Although the cameras did not prevent theft, they aided in identification, which clearly helped the manager avoid hiring someone who stole from the store. Would have been much worse to hire and then “can” the thief. It also helped with prosecution.