This reenactment of a black bear by FOX news is priceless. Actually it could probably be redone better with about $20 in materials and a couple high school drama students:

Beware cardboard cutouts like these that might be roaming in your neighborhood “except real”. What was the warning about again? Bad actors?

Speaking of FOX news threat warnings, this clear-headed review by John Stewart really is priceless:

Beware protesters that you disagree with. In fact, be very afraid. If you agree with them, then don’t worry at all.