The Hill tells us that FBI bourbon is getting a rebrand.

“The Kash Patel bourbon: strong notes of insecurity, narcissism, incompetence and alcohol-fueled national security risk,” the lawmakers wrote in a snarky social media post on Thursday. “Pairs well with taxpayer-funded getaways and the occasional SWAT-assisted wake-up call.”

The lawmakers added a “warning” that this liquor “impairs judgment, undermines critical FBI decisions and causes paranoia.”

The buried lede is that the bottles have no security, so they go missing. And when they do, the FBI spends money on lie detector tests as if they can figure out who did it.