Category Archives: Security

AI “Pelican on a Bike” Test Isn’t Going Well

The first thing that jumped out at me in a post about the famous “Pelican on a Bike” test is that GPT-5.6 Luna is being used to score GPT-5.6 Terra, without any inter-run reliability check.

In other words, given a within-lab design, there is a style-level bias test but not a cell-specific bias, which is in fact the thing supposed to be under test.

The second thing is the entire audit cost $80 across seven frontier models. Independent falsification of a contamination hypothesis is very inexpensive. No cost and all the code and data published means we should be seeing a lot more of this. Cheap external verification is demonstrably feasible, again.

Remember all the noise about Mythos being a marketing scam? Any vendor benchmark that can’t be independently checked is a cynical design decision that deserves heavy pushback and scrutiny.

Anyway, the point of that post seems to be that any lab gaming the Pelican on a Bike benchmark competently games the whole category, not the individual cell. This is the same structure we see in any signature-based detection generally: it catches a weak or clumsy version only.

FCC Declares War on “Foreign” Robots and Power Inverters

On July 28, 2026, the FCC’s Public Safety and Homeland Security Bureau released Public Notice DA-26-786. It’s completely broken.

The notice adds two categories of equipment to the Covered List:

  1. Power inverters produced in a foreign country
  2. Advanced robotic devices produced in a foreign country

The Covered List identifies equipment the government has determined poses an unacceptable risk to national security. Devices on the list cannot receive FCC equipment authorization, which means they cannot legally be sold in the United States. The bans rest on two National Security Determinations sent to the FCC one day earlier by a White House interagency body. The FCC treats these determinations as binding and says it is required to place the equipment on the list.

To put it simply, a threat is described and then a rule is written that has nothing to do with that threat. It’s easy to see where they screwed this up so badly, and maybe even why.

The FCC names two risks.

  1. Supply disruption, meaning foreign suppliers could choke off the flow of inverters and robots at a time of their choosing.
  2. Remote access, meaning foreign actors can reach these devices over the internet. They can shut them down remotely, pull data off them, or use them for surveillance.

Then the rule bans devices based on where they were manufactured. Record scratch.

Remote access does not depend on where a device was manufactured. It depends on how the device connects, who controls its software, and where its data goes. That leaves supply disruption as the only threat the rule could even claim to address

The FCC’s own evidence shoots down the rule.

The notice cites a DOE assessment saying that even inverters assembled in the United States use chips and power components made almost entirely abroad. So a device can pass this rule while containing the exact foreign components the FCC is worried about, and while sending its data to a foreign server.

The rule allows the exact threats to continue. The chips stay foreign. The data still leaves.

The rule also bans devices that pose no such threat, dropping the U.S. into a worse position. It applies regardless of the nationality of the producer, so an American company that builds inverters in Mexico is banned even if the device never connects to anything foreign.

The legal mechanism is also wrong.

The Secure Networks Act requires a specific determination that particular equipment poses a risk. The FCC used one determination to ban every inverter and every advanced robot made anywhere outside the United States without any particular point at all. That is a categorical ban based on isolationist rhetoric at best, not a specific determination, and the statute does not authorize categorical bans.

The rule extends a reversal of how the Covered List works. The list began with named companies after individual findings against them. Find a flaw, file a report. Everything else was allowed, which is a logical way to handle threats. The flip started with drones in December 2025 and routers in March 2026. Now inverters and robots join the shoot-in-foot list. Everything foreign is banned unless the government grants an exemption, through the Department of War for robots and through the Department of War or DHS for inverters. That’s a transfer of power misaligned with consumer safety. The default moved from allowed to banned for the entire world market, four product categories in seven months

With this default deny list, the exemption process publishes only a checklist. The guidance documents tell applicants what to submit and nothing more. The old equipment authorization system ran through the FCC with public criteria and public procedures. Conditional Approvals run through the discretion of the Department of War and the Department of Homeland Security. The notice states no standard for approval, no deadline for a decision, and no way to appeal a denial.

Finally, the statute this all rests on is a communications law. It was written for telecom network equipment. Inverters and robots qualify only because they contain a thing that connects them to a network, which under this logic makes nearly every modern electronic device a communications device the FCC can ban, with the Department of War deciding which ones come back to market.

There was a straightforward and logical alternative for each threat. If the threat is remote access, the remedy is security requirements on connectivity, software updates, and data flows, applied to every device sold in the US regardless of origin. If the threat is supply disruption, the remedy is component-level sourcing requirements, because the DOE evidence shows the dependence sits in the chips, not the final assembly. That is so obvious, the fact that I have to even write it suggests the American regulator has been completely captured by political corruption. Those simple rules would address the actual threats.

Atlanta’s 5K Flock Cameras Have Solved No More Crime Than Before

Atlanta has more surveillance cameras per capita than any city in America. That’s a corporate artifact, like saying the city with coke headquarters has been known for more America First tokens per capita.

Coca-Cola’s Milwaukee management, known for Silver Shirt and America First rallies, made swastika memorabilia to promote race-based politics

Flock Safety’s headquarters means DeFlock’s crowdsourced map shows over 5,000 Flock cameras in the metro area. The police department has about 1,800 sworn officers. The city’s integrated camera network grew eightfold since 2021, from 3,300 cameras to 28,626.

Flock claims one license plate reader per sworn officer correlates with a 9.1 percent increase in clearance rates. That means Atlanta has nearly three per officer.

The Atlanta Community Press Collective pulled APD’s submissions to the FBI’s Crime Data Explorer. Homicide clearance was 53.4 percent in 2021 and 48.0 percent in 2025, showing a worse rate. Rape stayed at 37.7 percent. Robbery stayed at 25 percent. Burglary moved from 10.7 to 11.6 percent. Flat across eight major crime categories, despite cameras.

The cameras waste a lot of time and money, add invasive risks that reduce safety, yet solve nothing extra.

They cost tens of millions of dollars a year. Every car, every plate, every trip is logged into a database searched by nearly 2,000 agencies, including for immigration raids.

What is this, Igloo White again? Or more to the point, do we learn nothing from history?

$180K Grant in 1966: Automated License Plate Readers (ALPR) for New York Surveillance

Atlanta lost its privacy for a crime-solving machine that solves no additional crime.