Holiday gift safety tips from bewareofthedoghouse.com

Do not forget the principles of gift giving…

Dual bag. This is the best vacuum cleaner you’ll ever have baby.

Penalty for non-compliance may be harsh

It’s quiche. And chai lattes every night

Wait, that’s a penalty?

Hmmm, what if your girlfriend/wife actually appreciates and loves a good vacuum cleaner, and you enjoy quiche? Typical American ads…