The Hitler 1/4-Mile Tesla Roadster

Among Tesla’s collection of “88” marketing references, I’d missed an early and obvious example. That number is, of course, the well-known hate symbol representing “Heil Hitler”—and Musk uses it relentlessly.

The kind of guy inspired by Elon Musk’s constant use of Nazi symbols

A sharp-eyed reader forwarded this from 2017:

The 8.8-Sec 1/4-Mile Tesla Roadster Will Get Even Faster

“This will be the first time that any production car has broken nine seconds in the quarter-mile. …just a question of safety. Rocket tech applied to a car opens up revolutionary possibilities.”

The actual promise of putting rockets on roads, branded 8.8 as if Hitler’s V-weapons program built by Thiel’s slaves has been updated for the highway, is to kill Americans.

It’s common to find 88 prominently used for hate speech, even tattooed on a cheek.

Nearly a decade later, that Roadster still doesn’t exist—despite collecting substantial coverage and deposits.

The 8.8 quarter-mile was always fantasy; no production constraints dictated the Nazi numerology. Like the 8/8 “RoboTaxi launch” that never happened, it was a deliberate choice to promote Hitler.

“88” is a well known white nationalist dog whistle for Heil Hitler, which Elon Musk repeatedly promotes with his Swastikars. There was nothing on 8/8.

Related Tesla “88” marketing:

  • Charge Plugs: 88
  • Model Cost: 88
  • Average Speed: 88
  • Engine Power: 88
  • Voice commands: 88

Elon Musk in 2022, still using encoded language a month after buying Twitter, before trying normalize Hitler salutes and Holocaust denial.

Good Samaritan Rescues Baby From Tesla After It Kills the Mother in “Veered” Crash

There is a high rate of Teslas inexplicably veering suddenly off the road into a tree and killing people. We’ve observed this tragedy of design defects for years. Lately, however, I’ve noticed far more reports about witnesses who become Samaritans jumping in to save people from the death-trap Teslas.

On Sunday night, a Waterloo woman crashed a Tesla off a Morgan County highway, and that’s when officials said the mystery man stepped in to help save the baby trapped inside.

Sheriff Ron Puckett said he doesn’t know who got the baby out of the burning car, but he said they saved that baby’s life.

State troopers said that 29-year-old Kayleigh Page was driving on Alabama 157 near the Battleground area when she left the roadway and crashed into two trees.

Page passed away in that wreck, but the 7-month-old in the back did not.

Puckett said a good Samaritan stopped and got the infant out of the burning Tesla. He said when rescuers responded, the ambulance service took the child to the hospital, and at last check, the baby is going to be okay.

Related: Virginia

Team of Good Samaritans Help Police Rescue a Man From Tesla After “Veered” Crash

A whole team of people are credited with joining law enforcement to rescue a man about to be killed by a Tesla.

A Virginia State Trooper and several good samaritans rescued a Maryland man from a burning Tesla after a crash on Interstate 95 northbound early Friday, December 5th, Virginia State Police said.

At about 7am, a 2024 Tesla Model Y went off the left side of I-95 and struck a tree near the 111-mile marker, authorities said. Sgt. S. Page was driving northbound and stopped to check on the driver just as the vehicle caught fire. The car’s doors were locked and would not open.

Sgt. Page broke a window, cut the airbag and with the help of multiple Good Samaritans pulled the sole occupant from the burning vehicle to safety.

Related: Alabama

Tesla Optimus Crashes After Elon Musk “Predicts” 80% of Revenue Will Come From It

Just a couple days ago Elon Musk said his cars can’t sell. Oh, no, sorry he said it doesn’t matter that his cars can’t sell, as if people will buy his robot instead. He literally said 80% of revenue will magically switch to a developmental robot that has no foreseeable market, and that just lost its head.

Milan Kovac, Tesla’s vice president of Optimus robotics, announced his departure in June…

Apparently the Tesla robot responded like this:

Source: Reddit