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Real Life Wonder Woman: American Survived 13 Blizzards in 3 Weeks of Wilderness

Tiffany Slaton, a hiker who survived blinding whiteness of the High Sierra winter for three weeks after a dangerous avalanche fall, speaks during a press conference, Friday, May 16, 2025 in Fresno, Calif. (AP Photo/Gary Kazanjian)

Special forces around the world will be studying lessons learned in this story of one woman’s ingenuity and perseverance in extreme conditions.

Soon into her trek, Slaton recounted falling off a cliff and getting knocked unconscious. When she came to, she had to pop her knee back in and make a splint for her leg. Slaton said she couldn’t make it back to the road, blocked by the avalanche she determined she had been in, and attempts to call 911 failed. Her phone, however, could route her to Starbucks, the nearest one being 18 miles away.

“You can’t get me 911, you can’t get me GPS, but you can get me a Starbucks?” Slaton said. “… In doing so, I ended up on this very long, arduous journey that I journaled to try and keep sane.”

That’s an algorithm for you. Some clever programmer wrote her results to skew towards consumption patterns, regardless of inputs, probably because of ad revenue bias.

Sounds like 911 needs to start offering Starbucks in the ambulance, maybe put some Chipotle in there too, just so the American capitalist “what’s in it for me” system will bother to make its emergency services available.

When you dial, maybe it could offer “press 1 for a hot cup of fresh coffee, press 2 for a lovely burrito, press 3 for pancakes… and, if you are still there after 9 wonderful opportunities to buy something special for you or those around you, press 0 to state your emergency.”

Just think of those revenue possibilities from people desperate for help. See how being a Big Tech engineer works? No ethics required, unlike any other engineering field in the world.

The avalanche area she mentions is very familiar to me from my own time in those Sierras, above Huntington lake (where at least one crashed WWII B-24H Liberator has been preserved under icy waters). Mono Hot Springs (abandoned settlement) indeed is a very remote area, although tiny roads snake upwards towards… the odd empty cabin.

Slaton somehow made it past the hot springs on her own. She went farther northeast, up to Kaiser Peak at an elevation of more than 9,000 feet, and left her bike buried in the snow at a trailhead, according to the Fresno County Sheriff’s Office. Then, a blizzard hit the area.

“I only saw white upon white in that storm,” Slaton said. As she approached the cabin where she would be found, she saw a “pristine Christmas tree and a tiny house and it had markers like Santa’s sleigh, and I could not understand. I actually thought I was losing my mind at that point, that I had somehow managed to make it to the North Pole.”

Slaton was ultimately found the next morning about 40 miles, or a two-hour drive, farther east than where she was last seen at Shaver Lake.

The cabin owner said it took him a day just to hack his way in through the whiteness. When he opened the door did she say “how ice to see you”?

She had only been in the cabin about eight hours of her three week ordeal, so it’s notable that she glowingly credits the hut with her entire outdoor survival. I’m sure it felt that way, while she knows it isn’t true. Such clever modesty is duly noted, and most people will miss the point entirely: she used hope of a cabin as a step, a small mental tactic to maintain focus, not actually relegating responsibility.

But seriously this woman should be training people on survival. This is such a better story than almost all the others we are trained on. Her 3 Weeks over 40 miles wearing a splint, through 13 Blizzards, is an amazing inspiration to anyone whose job is to survive extremes.

She’s a trained forager and permaculturist, and leeks are both bountiful in the Sierra and nutritious. So nutritious that her bloodwork was in remarkable shape at the hospital, she said during a press conference on Friday. Her eyes, however, took some damage from an extended time in the blinding white snow, requiring sunglasses in the aftermath.

The important power of leeks. The danger of blinding whiteness. The latter is definitely is not to be underestimated. Both have a familiar ring to anyone working in national security.

I always find it interesting when Americans tell me they don’t know the history of the real Wonder Woman (Nieves Fernandez) who inspired the comic book superhero. I see some parallels here.

Also find it interesting how blizzards and deserts never made the English security phrases “white list” or “white box” a negative connotation. I’ve survived the most extreme conditions in both and I always reflect on blinding whiteness being highly undesirable if not deadly. Whiteness seems like death, in many cultural representations. Yet in tech we frequently hear about black list and black box as unfavored, rather than the more naturally preferred, state of being. Perhaps her story, far more grounded as a hiker than the usual remote summit story, also will help readjust security language and perceptions of danger from whiteness.

Food Disasters From Inefficiency Predicted With New FDA Travel Restrictions

The authoritarian regime in America is shifting food inspection travel to a brutally inefficient schedule under a strategy of ballooning overhead to undermine safety inspections.

…current and former FDA officials said they were perplexed by [the new travel policy], given the push for longer trips in the past had been an efficiency measure intended to result in the agency being able to complete more inspections. Instead of spending money and wearing down staff to fly in and out of a country to do each inspection, officials said, the agency would combine multiple inspections into a single trip. “So they’re going to double or triple the foreign inspection flight costs and keep my people in a perpetual state of jet lag,” one FDA official told CBS News.

Auditors know well that commuting is the least productive time of any inspection, and now they will be expected to triple transit times or even worse.

The objectives are anti-regulatory and anti-science, removing measurement of outcomes and replacing it with empty performances. The regime passively will prevent inspections getting done by running inspectors around constantly keeping them fatigued and distracted. Money will be wasted on the appearance of being busy while getting less and less done, exactly what the corrupt regime wants.

Killer Donuts: Eating Just One a Day Caused Over 100,000 Dead

Remember how the boss at work used to bring a pack of cigarettes and put it on the table to get everyone smoking? That’s what should be on your mind when the deadly donut box inevitably opens in a meeting room.

It’s estimated that as much as 70% of the US food supply is ultraprocessed.

“Two-thirds of the calories children consume in the US are ultraprocessed, while about 60% of adult diets are ultraprocessed,” Fang Fang Zhang, associate professor and chair of the division of nutrition epidemiology and data science at Tufts University in Boston, told CNN in an earlier interview. Zhang was not involved in the new research.

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The United States has the highest level of ultraprocessed food consumption in the world — nearly 55% of the average American’s diet, according to the study. Researchers estimated reducing the use of those ultraprocessed foods to zero would have prevented over 124,000 deaths in the US in 2017.

It’s a dire warning, under the headline “Every bite of ultraprocessed food will increase your chance of an early death”.

Every bite. Early death.

Do not eat the do nut.

This new science reminds me of the famous 1972 book and 1973 congressional testimony:

Trump “Burning Seed Corn” Says Top American Biologist

The professor at the Broad Institute of MIT and Harvard isn’t mincing words about the threat to America:

“To me, slashing funding and people from science in the United States is like burning your seed corn. It’s not even eating your seed corn. It’s just destroying it,” he says. “What can be more human than wanting to use all of our knowledge, all of our effort, all of our resources, to try to make the lives of our kids safer and better than our own lives? A huge part of that aspiration requires, and is indeed driven by, science.”

In related news, air quality experts warned Iowa families during the 2024 winter against burning cheap seed corn because it would emit mustard gas and kill them.

Brian Button, an air quality specialist with the Iowa Department of Natural Resources …says the concern is the chemicals used to treat seed corn, when burned, emit powerful toxins like mustard gas [and because safer options exist] there’s no reason to burn seed corn. Button says unfortunately, folks with expired seed corn are trying to give it away to homeowners who have a corn-burning stove.

Unfortunately? Lack of fortune? That’s a weird way to describe predictable harms driven by extreme short-sighted financial greed.

Like it’s unfortunate that Americans are encouraged to burn seed corn despite the effect of being a literal weapon that will kill them?

Oh, wait, it gets even worse. Do these chemical weapons polluting seed corn carry any rationalization? Alas, science says there’s no benefit, just harms.

…the researchers found no evidence that neonicotinoids increased yield in corn.

America poisons its seed corn, dyeing it red, for no apparent good reason and many bad ones. Source: GLP

So while it’s shocking to hear a top scientist say America is now stupidly destroying seed corn, on the other hand there’s evidence that is exactly the thoughtless harm that some Americans have been trying to cause for generations. Trump is clearly the worst of the worst, yet not the only one.

One thing I remember clearly as a country boy is the farmers’ warnings in the 1980s about Ronald Reagan—they saw through the façade and predicted disastrous consequences for rural America.

The economic devastation by the GOP enabled corporate consolidation as banks seized family farms. Simultaneously, technology corporations pushed farmers into dangerous centralized platform dependencies through proprietary equipment and modified seeds. Local farmers recognized they were losing autonomy to corporate interests hiding behind Reagan’s policies, the same executives who surveyed farmland from helicopters, eagerly anticipating how a “golden age” of 1980s technology would replace generations of agricultural knowledge.

Thus, the push into pesticides represented something more insidious than mere agricultural tools. It was akin to how today certain social media platforms are manipulated to suppress beneficial content while amplifying harmful elements. Consider how a privileged heir of South Africa’s apartheid system, a man who openly discusses his plans to distance himself from ordinary citizens on Earth, has methodically undermined valuable online discourse while allowing destructive content to flourish for the benefit of the GOP. Should we be surprised that this individual self-describes himself as a dangerous threat to any American institutions setup to provide sustainability, while also claiming to embody American values more authentically than native-born citizens who work the land?

The historical record clearly shows how agricultural chemicals originated from American warfare technology and (like a Tesla) were known to be unsafe for deployment in or around communities, yet were dropped onto Americans anyway. Even during Reagan’s administration the New York Times was reporting on these connections, as if the exposure didn’t matter.

Chemicals like parathion and malathion were known to scientists as essentially diluted versions of the First World War nerve agents. When the EPA raised alarms (PDF) about careless use of militarized chemicals decimating honeybee populations, government officials remained inactive for decades. Honeybee colonies collapsed (let alone many other species) as direct WWI-era chemical weapons saturated the American landscape.

The effects were real for those of us in the front row. I grew up on the wide open Konza prairie fishing with a string tied to a stick, bringing home enough healthy catch to feed a family. By the time I was an adult, our healthy waterways and lakes, hundreds of miles from any big city, were showing up in tests as too poisoned from chemical weapons (carelessly sprayed pesticides).

One of my best fishing spots ever was the small creek and watering hole just to the left of this old photo… which feels like I took it a million years ago.

The shortsighted policies of dumping chemical weapons for profit reflect a fundamental misunderstanding of what truly builds national strength and security. When I was invited to personally meet with Senator Bob Dole in the early 1990s, he unapologetically lectured me with a troubling mindset behind this GOP strategy, lamenting how the foreign war-torn nations I had experience in wouldn’t allow wealthy Americans like him to acquire cheap land for future development. He perfectly encapsulated the problem: treating essential resources—whether agricultural land, scientific knowledge, or literal seed corn—not as foundations for sustainable prosperity, but as commodities to be devastated and then exploited for quick remote profits regardless of long-term local consequences.

American peace and prosperity has always depended on planting seeds for future generations, not poisoning them or selling them to the highest bidder. President Grant perhaps understood this better than any other leader, as he created the Department of Justice and National Parks, using federal troops to protect and preserve ecological and human rights. The destruction of our metaphorical and literal seed corn isn’t unfortunate, it’s the very predictable result of policies that prioritize short-term gains for a very few over national resilience.

America has strayed from valuing long-term sustainability. And as any wise farmer knows, once the stupid flamethrowers of the angry oligarchs burn your seed corn, you can’t just plant fantasy coins to grow next season’s crops.