Category Archives: Security

Russian Tacos

The Atlantic has a highly amusing story of espionage in America that seems to center around food and beverages:

On my way to meet [the FBI agent] the next morning, I realized that I didn’t know what he looked like. Not to worry: I was in Adams Morgan, D.C.’s original hippie/hipster neighborhood, and he and his colleague were FBI agents straight out of central casting, with dark-blue suits and close-cropped hair. They wanted to know everything I knew about Vladimir. I had assumed that he was a spy. But I was pretty confident that there was nothing illegal about our conversations. So I spent about 45 minutes telling them what I could. I learned my experience was not that unusual: Cactus Cantina, the agents told me, was the favorite haunt of Russian spooks (and the cringe-worthy tipping I had observed was standard practice).

How much is cringe-worthy tipping?

Do the Russians like Mexican food or are they trying to blend in? It sounds like pizza is acceptable to them also, especially if the name of the pizza includes the letters P-U-T-I-N. The FBI on the other hand go for Starbucks. The American agent’s choice might seem as obvious to us Americans as their stereotypical clothes, but maybe it looks to Muscovites like fancy taco joints are where Americans want to go for lunch.

I can just imagine a KGB bulletin describing the current administration’s culture of tex-mex preferences, with a potential shift coming towards deep-dish (Chicago-style) pizza.

Gee, either it’s lunch time or I’m getting hungry just reading about national security…perhaps one of these savvy beltway insiders/journalists could put together a spook’s guide to dining?

Kansas BioSecurity Lab

I suspect many people already knew this, as I heard them discussing it months ago, but I just read in the news that Kansas State University will be the US center of BioSecurity research:

Kansas has won a three-year competition to land a new $450 million federal laboratory to study livestock diseases and some of the world’s most dangerous biological threats. But some states that lost out are crying foul.

The Homeland Security Department’s choice of a lab site at Kansas State University in Manhattan beat out rival bids from Georgia, Mississippi, North Carolina and Texas.

Crying foul. How clever.

Time to update the marketing:

Beef. It’s what’s for security research.

Aussies Protest Net Filters

Computerworld Australia says Internet “blacklist” measures are highly unpopular:

Opponents to the Australian government’s Internet content-filtering scheme will take to the streets in a series of protests planned in the country’s capital cities.

The protests, organized by members from activist groups including the Electronic Freedom Project and Digital Liberty Coalition, will be held at Sydney’s Town Hall, Brisbane Square, Melbourne’s State Library, Adelaide Parliament House, Perth’s Stirling Gardens and Tasmania’s Parliament Lawns.

Activists, rebels…what else can they call the people who oppose this network control? Imagine if we could call users rebels when they argued over a firewall rule.

Anyway, the crazy thing about the rule is how low the standards were set for approval. The Australian Communications and Media Authority (ACMA) is supposed to maintain a list, but even with a perfect list the technology is likely to never push above “a 94% accuracy rating, would incorrectly block up to 10,000 Web pages out of 1 million”. Have supporters of the measure really done their risk/reward calculations properly?

Unknown Flower

by Nick Virgilio, dedicated to his younger brother who died in Vietnam

Deep in rank grass,
through a bullet-riddled helmet:
an unknown flower

Keiko Imaoka has posted an interesting analysis of the significance of 5-7-5 to the Japanese, and the emergent “free-form” style of English haiku such as Virgilio’s.

The 5-7-5 syllable rhythm in Japanese haiku is not the matter of arbitrary choice that it may appear to be to a non-Japanese haiku writer. Various combinations of 5 and 7 syllables have dominated the Japanese literary scene for most of its history, tanka (5-7-5-7-7) being the most prominent example. To most Japanese, words phrased in these configurations have a remarkably mnemonic, at times haunting quality, so much so that many war and political propaganda have utilized this form :

hoshigarimasen(7) katsumadewa(5) : “we want nothing till we win (the war)”

kono dote-ni(5) noboru-bekarazu(7) keishichou(5) : “Do Not Climb This Levee – The Police Department”

Nice insights. I may have to revisit my security awareness posters and slogans and see if I can achieve some sort of consistent mnemonics. Hmmm, if seven is lucky and thirteen unlucky…