Touch-Me-Nots

by Jill Bialosky

She brought a little of the country into the city
in the pots of impatiens she had planted.
The petals white, pure, the opposite of color.
She had transferred the impatiens from the garden,
digging her hands into soil two parts fibrous loam,
one part leaf mold and peat moss and pushing
the roots into the earth. Despite the quality
of the soil—its rich decomposition of life—
still they would not last. The plants were hardy
and tender, with thick stems and dark green leaves,
the seedpods inside waiting to release, the air
awash in pollen. She looked into the flower
as into a pair of beckoning eyes offering
sustenance independent of a body, free floating
and regenerative and wholly belonging
to what was impossible ever to touch.

Evolution of Morality

A New York Times Op-Ed makes a compelling argument for new understandings of morality:

Like bees, humans have long lived or died based on their ability to divide labor, help each other and stand together in the face of common threats. Many of our moral emotions and intuitions reflect that history. We don’t just care about our individual rights, or even the rights of other individuals. We also care about loyalty, respect, traditions, religions. We are all the descendents of successful cooperators.

This is a very helpful explanation the role of compliance as a social network phenomenon rather than a top-down system.

There are times, often the most important moments in our lives, when in fact we do use reason to override moral intuitions, and often those reasons — along with new intuitions — come from our friends.

Or…maybe they come from industry experts and regulators.

Krakow Pays Bounty for Pigeons

Perhaps you were wondering how to finance your next trip to Krakow, Poland. Maybe you also like killing birds. Problem solved. The Krakow Post reports:

“The programme is very progressive,” explained Mateusz Kierewicz, a local councilman and the main proponent of the new legislation. “The city’s pigeon problem has simply grown too large to ignore, and we needed to find a way to motivate citizens to take matters into their own hands, so to speak.” Beginning next month, each person that kills and brings in a pigeon to a police station will receive 10 zloty cash, tax-free – and there are no limits to how many pigeons each person can bring in.

Progressive? I suspect something was lost in translation. Are there restrictions on methods used to kill the pigeons? What about side-effects? Will someone be liable if they kill numerous other species of birds, for example, while trying to eliminate the pigeons?

Right off the top of my head I would suggest they try to reintroduce predator species like falcons since that would be far more attractive to life in the city, as well as visitors, compared with people sitting in the square spreading poison or shooting wildly at anything that looks pigeon-like.

Aside from the practical issues with the legislation, there are also numerous historic perspectives that might suggest it is a bad plan. Supposedly the pigeons helped the prince of Silesia, Henry the Fourth Probus, make a pilgrimage in the 13th Century to ask for the Pope’s blessing. The story goes something like this: The Pope requires a big payment to bless Henry’s plan to be king. The Prince is unable to get locals to contribute (apparently he would have lost an election, had there been one in those days) so in desperation he turns to a witch for help. She agrees and then turns all his knights into pigeons. Why? Maybe she disliked knights. Maybe she liked pigeons. I haven’t found a good translation yet. Anyway, the flying knight-birds peck pebbles from St. Mary’s Tower, which turn to gold when they fall into the square. Henry then takes his massive trove of gold but he blows it all on parties before he gets even close to Rome. Thus, the pigeons are really the knights of Henry. Another story tells of how a brown pigeon helped save the city of Krakow from evil attackers by carrying a message of hope.

Although I can understand the sentiment behind another “pest” elimination program for Krakow surely there could be a more sensible approach. Giant pigeon live traps, for example, that become exhibits of their own perhaps as a memorial to Prince Henry. Ontario, Canada has posted a list of Alternative Controls for Pigeons that is actually designed to help protect predator populations like the Peregrine Falcon.

Exclusion Methods: include habitat modification by reducing the pest bird’s access to food, water and roosting/loafing areas and by keeping out pest birds by using custom-designed sheet metal or plastic covers on ledges, sills, overhangs etc. Other exclusion tools include: netting, porcupine coil, spider wire, wire, electrified wires, eye balloons and sticky repellents

The advantages of these methods are that the birds are not killed and the control is comparatively long-lasting.

Trapping: is especially effective against pigeons, however, as with the use of toxicants or bird repellents trapping requires pre-baiting and luring pigeons to the chosen feeding bait site. Where a group of birds are roosting or feeding in a confined and isolated area, trapping should be considered the primary control tactic.

That says to me that trapping and exclusion combined could not only solve the problem, but increase tourism revenues and respect the historic importance of pigeons to Krakow. Exclusion methods also could motivate locals as it would generate work and opportunities for innovation.

Exclusivity of Russian Arms Deals

Sharon Weinberger at Wired takes the US government to task over news of a no-bid contract. The question is how ARINC, a Maryland subsidiary of the Carlyle Group, was awarded $500 million as the sole broker Russian Mi-17 military aircraft for Iraq and Afghanistan. The details are interesting, and perhaps a scandalous investigation will ensue, but I especially appreciated reading the conclusions on culture and fraud:

In the meantime, here’s a bit of free advice for the Pentagon about buying Russian weapons: The first guy that shows up at your door waiving an exclusive agreement is also the first guy you should boot out of your office. The Russians don’t really give exclusive agreements to American companies, they sell helicopters. Sorry, you’ve been had, not just by the Russians, but by the Americans, too.

And here’s a tip for ARINC on Russian business culture: The same guys who gave you that nifty piece of paper claiming you were the one and only company authorized to buy the helicopters are the same guys that you have to trust to actually deliver the helicopters after you’ve paid for them. And no, drinking shots of Stoli with the Russians after you sign the paperwork doesn’t really make you lifelong brothers. Next time pay on delivery.

And hey, if they don’t think that’s funny, trust me, the Russians do.

The US government is buying Russian helicopters made in Ulan Ude instead of American aircraft? The Russians must find that funny too.