Musical Genius Tom Lehrer Passes Away at 97

The New York Times has the buried lede:

As popular as his songs were, Mr. Lehrer never felt entirely comfortable performing them. “I don’t feel the need for anonymous affection,” he told The New York Times in 2000. “If they buy my records, I love that. But I don’t think I need people in the dark applauding.”

Lehrer’s Genius was unmistakable, and his devotion to helping others instead of simply amassing attention, is what made him such a super hero. Think about the phrase “free time” in this obituary.

A math prodigy, Lehrer studied mathematics at Harvard at age 15, and graduated with a bachelor’s degree in 1946. He earned his master’s at Harvard the following year. He also worked on a doctorate there and at Columbia University, but never completed his Ph.D. thesis.

While in school, Lehrer wrote songs in his free time, and eventually recorded his first solo album, Songs of Tom Lehrer, in 1953. The release became a surprise hit and led him to perform at nightclubs and venues across the country.

Imagine all the free time of a teenager getting his graduate degree from Harvard in the 1940s. He was a true genius and an American hero, the kind that was always giving to others and yet never wanted the attention he deserved.

In October 2020, Lehrer released all music and lyrics he had ever written into the public domain. In November 2022, he formally relinquished the copyright, performing, and recording rights to his songs, and established a website to host recordings and printable copies of his sheet music for download. He added that the website “will be shut down at some point in the not too distant future, so if you want to download anything, don’t wait too long.” As of July 2025, the website is still operational.

Some say Lehrer stopped performing after Henry Kissinger had won the Nobel Peace Prize, stating simply that satire was now obsolete.

I’m not interested in promoting myself, or revealing to total strangers anything about me. That’s not my job. I read some of these things with people who will tell you about their abortions, and their affairs and their divorces and their breakdowns and their parents, and why are they doing that? And I’m sure if you asked them how much money they made last year, they’d tell you it’s none of your business.

His witicisms about risk and safety are legend.

“When I was in college, there were certain words you couldn’t say in front of a girl,” he writes in the sleeve notes for the new collection. “Now you can say them, but you can’t say ‘girl’. “

Canadian Police Say Tesla Cybertruck Easily Damaged by Small Rocks

This is quite literally the thing the Tesla CEO promised would never happen.

On the morning of July 13, 2025, it was reported that at 11:05 p.m. the previous evening, an unknown male suspect threw rocks at the windshield of a parked Tesla Cybertruck, resulting in more than $3000 in damage.

Police should be arresting the Tesla CEO for fraud.

Elon Musk’s shadow can be seen beneath the “shatterproof” glass that was shattered by his assistant as proof of … constant fraud.

CA Tesla Kills Two in Head-on Crash With Motorcycle

Motorcyclists in the news again for being killed by Tesla. A couple from Hayward riding their Harley Davidson in the Santa Cruz Mountains is the American dream, tragically ended by the American nightmare – an 18 year old in a Tesla.

Two people were killed when the motorcycle they were riding crashed head-on with a Tesla on a highway in the Santa Cruz mountains on Saturday.

California Highway Patrol officers responded just after 4:45 p.m. on Saturday to State Route 9, just south of State Route 35…

WI Tesla Cybertruck Kills One in Crash Trying to Overtake Other Cars

Passing vehicles and suddenly a passenger is dead? This police report is a bit vague.

One person is dead and several others injured after a crash in Door County around 10 p.m. Friday.

Officials say it happened on State Highway 42 and County Road P, north of Sturgeon Bay.

Officials say a Tesla Truck was passing some vehicles and struck an SUV at the intersection.

Four people inside the Tesla were taken to a hospital. A 71-year-old woman in the Tesla died.

Notably, while four Tesla passengers were sent to hospital and one died, the SUV that it crashed into had a very different outcome:

The driver of the SUV was treated at the scene.

Here’s better explanation.

According to the Door County Sheriff’s Office, the Tesla truck driven by a 43-year-old Green Bay man was traveling southbound and passing multiple vehicles when it struck an SUV that was also traveling southbound and making a left turn onto County Road P.

This suggests safety experts may have been right for years, that the Cybertruck is unsafe by design.

German authorities state that the vehicle’s structure is too rigid and therefore does not provide occupants with the mandatory safety.

Impact force is transferred directly into the passengers, unlike safe designs that absorb the force.