A Tesla in “Full Self-Driving” mode crashed through a bright red railroad crossing barrier in West Covina, California on March 8th. NBC has documented over 40 similar incidents, but watching a barrier’s reflective surface filling the entire camera frame as it crashes is a sight to behold. Tesla’s latest and greatest “self-driving” design is the … Continue reading Tesla FSD Crashes Blind Into High Viz Railroad Barrier→
Fred does it again with a fantastic report on Tesla “self-driving”. He just wrote up the FSD version 14.2.2.4 news that a Tesla tried to drive into a lake. The lake incident is the latest in a pattern of alarming “Full Self-Driving” failures that Electrek has been tracking for years. In May 2025, a Tesla … Continue reading Tesla FSD “tried to drive me into a lake!”→
Musk tried pumping his stocks with fake FSD timelines at Davos. Chinese state media and Tesla China both harshly contradicted the renowned liar, and within hours. No hedging. No diplomatic softening. No “we cannot confirm yet”. Just: Elon Musk lied. First, let’s all admit FSD is far, far behind other technology. It’s been the worst … Continue reading China Dunks on Elon Musk for His “Not True” FSD Stock-Pumping→
The great myth of AI is that it will improve over time. Why? I get it, as I warned about AI in 2012, people want to believe in magic. A narwhal tusk becomes a unicorn. A dinosaur bone becomes a griffin. All fake, all very profitable and powerful in social control contexts. What if I … Continue reading Tesla FSD Shows AI Getting Worse Over Time→
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