It’s the eighth recall in under two years. Guinness record? Tesla says they used the wrong glue in their luxury survivability design. It’s hard to tell which is worse, flat steel body panels or attempting to use only glue. Like a toddler car project with maximum DOGE (“efficiency”) and minimum wisdom, the Cyberstuck glue failure … Continue reading Every Tesla Cybertruck Recalled for “Dangerous Adhesive Error” →

Stop Sales are legally required to be publicly reported to NHTSA, so this obviously can’t be called a Stop Sale, because that would mean Tesla would have to do something legal. Right, so that being said, the Stop Sale that can’t be called a Stop Sale, is stopping sales of the Cybertruck right now. Tesla … Continue reading Tesla Stop Sale on Cybertruck Due to Trim Safety Failure →

A simple test confirmed what most people already estimated for an “efficient” cast aluminum frame of the Cybertruck. It’s very weak and only gets weaker with each use. “The Cybertruck is not a rigid stainless steel exoskeleton supertruck, like it was advertised. It is a soft, supple, porous, Mohs 3 level cast aluminum (truck) with … Continue reading Tesla Cybertruck Rated Too Fragile to Tow: “Ability of a Pop Can” →

Well, well, that settles that. Elon Musk said it could float, but the Cybertruck sank even faster than his stock price. The owner’s attempt to launch a jet ski led to this unfortunate incident, despite Tesla CEO Elon Musk’s previous statements suggesting that the CyberTruck could function as a boat for short periods. Musk has … Continue reading Tesla Cybertruck Sinks in Water Like a Rock →