The NASA decision to use Cybertrucks is as stupid as it sounds. NASA is comfortable using Cybertrucks because they’re faster than MRAPs and easier to drive while wearing gloves… Faster. Cybertrucks are not faster than a vehicle that is safe. The MRAP can survive and the Cybertruck can’t. Tesla are defective and deadly. That is … Continue reading NASA Switches Off Safety to Put Astronauts in Dangerous Cybertrucks→
Apparently a crash with another vehicle completely ripped off the back of the truck. The collision ended with a Tesla Cybertruck split in half, police officials said. In a post on X, the Montgomery County Fire and Rescue Service said it responded at 1:43 p.m. to reports of a multi-vehicle crash at Columbia Pike and … Continue reading MD Tesla Cybertruck Crash Splits It in Half→
I think the buried lede in this story is that the guy arrested is the same guy Elon Musk has been promoting as evidence the Cybertruck can cross deep open water. In April of 2025, Musk commented on a video of a Cybertruck moving through shallow water in Lake Grapevine—perhaps one of McDaniel’s previous Wade … Continue reading Police Arrest Sunken Cybertruck Owner For Elon Musk Stunts→
Elon Musk whined two days ago that his xAI “was not built right first time around” and “is being rebuilt from the foundations up.” That sounds familiar to anyone who knows the story of the man who says everything is very soon to be delivered, yet never delivers. Tesla has never been built right, and … Continue reading xAI is DOA: Elon Musk Just Made the Cybertruck of AI→
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