Tesla Survivalist Marketing: From African Mercenary Failures to Piedmont Cybertruck Deaths

When the disgraced men of Colonel “Mad Mike” Hoare stood trial in 1982 for a failed mercenary operation in the Seychelles, he justified their actions by claiming to be “the bastion of civilization in Africa” fighting against what he called a “Communist onslaught.” Hoare’s mercenary force, the “Wild Geese,” embodied a militant survivalist ethos popularized … Continue reading Tesla Survivalist Marketing: From African Mercenary Failures to Piedmont Cybertruck Deaths

FL Tesla Kills One in “Veered” Crash Onto Tree

Update: like so many other victims, this one was a doctor. He unfortunately was allowed by the local community to own and operate a Tesla, a decision they should regret since his premature death was easily avoidable. If doctors can tell people not to smoke, why can’t tech safety experts tell doctors not to get … Continue reading FL Tesla Kills One in “Veered” Crash Onto Tree

“Tesla of Healthcare” Abruptly Shuts Down

Forward is no more. They burned through hundreds of millions of dollars to chase terrible concepts of automation. “So we just said, let’s build health care in the same way that you would build a Tesla….” Citing conversations with 11 former employees, Business Insider wrote that Forward was burning through its cash and had cut … Continue reading “Tesla of Healthcare” Abruptly Shuts Down

Tesla Owners Realize Their Brand is a Celebrity Rape Joke

Something is happening where even self-described “EV technology” enthusiasts are selling their frequently maligned Tesla and divesting from the stock. These people aren’t experts in engineering, or they’d have realized a long time ago the brand is dangerous garbage. They aren’t manufacturing experts, they aren’t safety experts… the list goes on and on because Tesla … Continue reading Tesla Owners Realize Their Brand is a Celebrity Rape Joke