Category Archives: Security

Tesla Owners Keep Crashing Into Poles

Low speed, high speed. Forward, reverse. It doesn’t seem to make any difference. Tesla seem to keep crashing into poles, often killing occupants.

Delray Beach police are investigating a fatal crash that happened in the 100-block of SE 6th Avenue. The crash involved a Tesla Model Y that was reported by witnesses to be driving at a high rate of speed northbound on Federal Highway. The vehicle left the roadway and crashed into a light pole in front of a hotel. The driver died at the scene.

It’s become a running joke how any bent or broken EV sign pole is proof a Tesla has parked there.

Tesla owners often pick standard EV plugs (Combined Charging System) over the Tesla proprietary ones, and clearly have trouble seeing both signs. Tesla wraps their proprietary Tesla charging station signs with big orange cylindars to protect them, but not the blue EV-CCS1 poles as you can see here.

For all the big and loud talk about Tesla supposedly eliminating crashes, it is peculiar how we regularly are witness to the opposite. Teslas often crash where no other vehicles would or should.

The USN DSEND: “a one person submarine”

The Navy Times reports a new hard diving suit is under development to better enable long and deep underwater operations.

“With the suit, we can drop the guy down to the bottom, and he can work for up to six hours, and then come right back up,” McMurtrie said. “He gets out of the suit. Next guy jumps in. Boom. He’s back down for another six hours. […] The DSEND system ”is, in essence, a one-person submarine, but form-fitted to the point where the person can operate like a diver,” Chapman told Navy Times.

It reminds me of what Ford said a few years ago, that the automobile is really an augmentation suit.

Tesla Repeatedly Crashes a Celebrity Into Stationary Objects

A year ago it was the back of a truck that was hit. Now it’s a building being damaged by a well known actress in her runaway Tesla.

Rosanna attempted to park… Instead, Rosanna’s car lurched forward and plowed through three pillars supporting the roof of the structure.

Tesla are very infamous for this kind of failure, suddenly crashing into whatever is strong enough to stop them.

The latest research alleges that low speed Tesla maneuvers may cause an electrical safety failure, which triggers sudden unanticipated acceleration without any way to stop the car.

If a celebrity can’t get their Tesla to stop repeatedly crashing them into stationary objects, who can?

Obviously she should try driving a different, more trustworthy brand.

Alfa Romeo comes to mind.

Simple Knife Defeats $4m AI Weapon Detection System

Talk about bringing a knife to an AI fight, the clear winner was a knife. Or really, any large knife.

One New York school district learned this the hard way. It spent close to $4 million to buy an AI-powered weapons scanner from Evolv Technology that the company bills as “proven artificial intelligence” able to create a “weapons-free zone.”

Then, on Halloween last year, a student walked through the scanner carrying a nine-inch knife and used it to stab a fellow student multiple times, the BBC reported.

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A BBC investigation found that while Evolv Technologies claims their systems can detect guns, knives, and explosive devices, during 24 walk-throughs a scanner missed 42% of large knives.

Evolv claimed it found a lot of knives and it saved a lot of time. These are weasel words. They cost $4m and failed. Was it worth the cost?

The obvious answer seems no, the school should have paid teachers that $4m instead.

Teachers broke up the altercation, local news station WKTV reported, and the victim was taken to the hospital.

Teachers ironically aren’t paid more for intelligence work, but they clearly have to clean up the mess when high cost low value AI is installed.