I thought “oh, another copy of a classic 80s game” when I first read news about a Park Patrol application for mobiles.
This is an entirely different game, however. Park Patrol app was designed by a man upset about parking tickets. He hopes that drivers will warn each other about the location of the parking police.
Spot an officer, open ParkPatrol and click Send Alert! It’s easy and satisfying knowing you’ve contributed to the community not to the pockets of the municipality or council. If you have another 5 minutes, wait and report the officer a second time from a new location. Made a mistake? Just “Shake to Delete”!
ParkPatrol maps all enforcement officer reports using our own system of servers and databases, so when the community acts together we become a powerful data gathering and reporting tool. We call this system CRWD POWER – a groundbreaking community based infrastructure designed to help you stay one step ahead of parking tickets.
Is it just me or is the phrase “contributed to the community not to the pockets of the municipality or council” a lot like saying we contributed to the community by not contributing to the community? Did I miss something there?
I vaguely see an argument related to civil disobedience, but it lacks reason. It sounds more like an attempt to depict a municipality or council as not part of a community. Is that even possible? I mean are they in a dictatorship of parking rules or did their community elect representatives to set parking rules, who appointed…?
I could get mired in the political philosophy of it. Instead, I would like to point out that this app might have some interesting security implications. It seems, for example, to be a great way to fool your fellow driver into giving up their space earlier.
When you drive into an area where you want to park, you and your friends just start using CRWD POWER to scare all other drivers (who are past their time limit) into getting back into their cars and opening a spot for you. Send alerts early and often.
In other words, you can assume the authority of the park police simply by using this free app. The more alerts you send the more drivers may fear the presence of (your) authority, especially if the app servers do not properly assign and test for uniqueness in reports.
We also ask you to use this app responsibly and with respect for others
That surely will prevent abuse, just like those parking fines…who could be disobedient? I have an idea, the municipality can get rid of parking fines and just post signs everywhere that say
We ask you to park responsibly and with respect for others
What could go wrong with that plan? Even more to the point, the app developers say it is the responsibility of the app users to detect fraud.
How do I know these reports on the map are real?
You have to ‘feel’ your way around a bit here and use your best judgement [sic]. Here are some ways to have better confidence in the reports you see. If there are many reports around you, then what does the pattern and time stamps tell you? Click on the icon to open a flag showing how long ago it was reported. The reports remain on the map for 4 hours before dropping off. Councils usually don’t work overnight. In our area parking enforcement stops after 9pm. Look for patterns in the reports, are they along a logical path? Are they clustered into groups? Are they within minutes apart? The absence of reports reveals nothing useful.
If you hated worrying about parking enforcement before, something tells me you may really hate parking police + ParkPatrol. The parking timer might be helpful but otherwise it looks like it would only increase worry by sending false alarms and making you sort it all out.
If you really liked parking enforcement before, ParkPatrol extends police power right into your (and your friends’) phones. Now you can easily setup a program to send bogus police parking alerts in your neighborhood to keep pesky parkers away — you now have an active role in law enforcement.
I wonder if the developers account for the fact that the Parking Police may have phones too, which gives them the ability to monitor the signals reporting their positions. This opens up much more effective avenues of enforcement — sending a decoy vehicle one direction while an unmarked officer gives tickets in the other direction. That might not be necessary if they just send in bogus reports themselves.
It also begs the question whether enforcement will switch to digital photos mailed quietly to vehicle owners, like toll-booth violations. Why should they be conspicuous in their enforcement role at all? Is it a requirement that they wave a flag so their position can be known?
Many people swear it is a nice feeling to press that red button!
Maybe too nice a feeling…
