Smoke chandelier

Apparently “fire is the most common of all business disasters”. Maybe the numbers will change slightly next year (given all the storms and flooding) but in the meantime here is a somewhat orthogonal way to protect possessions from devaluation due to fire: buy things already burned to a crisp.

Here is a fine example of what you can do with some fire and epoxy:

Burn it

Even more ironic, I suppose, if smoke became the hottest trend in industrial design. Or maybe it will become standard issue for emergency management agencies. Can you see FEMA with a few of these chairs?

Burning seat of fire

Rewards for fake ID

I found this article amusing. First you find bar owners paying their bouncers a bounty for every fake ID that they confiscate. Then you hear from police who say people with fake IDs are so adamant about their credentials that they practically beg officers to investigate them:

Glendining offers his doormen $20 gift certificates for each fake ID pulled. In recent years, the fake IDs have gotten better.

“You really gotta make the best effort you can,”Glendining said.

The bar keeps a sample of real and fake IDs around for doormen to learn from. Telltale signs of a fake include IDs that crack when bent, eye color or height that doesn’t match or a nervous person shuffling. But oftentimes, it comes down to the feel of the ID.

“Some doormen have a real knack for it,” Glendining said.

If a person insists the ID is real after a bouncer determines it is fake, doormen tell them to call the police.

“If they call us we’ll come down there, but 99 percent of the time it’s for a fake ID,” Mulson said. “We’ll say ‘You gave it a nice try; there’s Bridge Street.’ A few boneheads swear it’s good.”

Officers give said bonehead a chance to walk away before radioing in to determine the ID’s authenticity. The officer will arrest the person if they continue to insist the identification is real, Mulson said.

“Some people try to talk themselves into an arrest,” Mulson said.

Funny. My question is (from an economics perspective, of course) why don’t bouncers just pay people ten dollars per fake ID when they can be cashed in for twenty?

Perhaps it is because of the cost of making the IDs…I have heard that in some states people pay more than $25 to have a fake ID made, but this must be for low quantities and absent the incentive/rewards discussed here. Anyway, this case is a good study of how incentives can improve the quality of controls.