In a breathtaking move of transparency, the White House has come forward to reveal the head of its COVID-19 policy and response coordination all along.

Behind the scenes, held as a tight secret until now, was the highly decorated and very well known General Buck Turgidson. The General formerly had led efforts to drive the world towards global cyber annihilation.

The American government plan to delay its COVID-19 response is said now to have been intentional, pushing to the highest death rates in the world within just one month.

Mass casualties was estimated to have the effect of positioning US government as the most helpless victim, to set up vicious attack campaigns and fire angry missives against China and WHO.

Proud of delays and confusion of the American people, that led so quickly to tens of thousands killed, the White House posted also the following example of detailed analysis from the General:

Mr. President. I’m not saying we wouldn’t get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops.