This story is a painful story to read, as the bumbling thief tried to argue he was doing his target a favor:

He claimed he was not trying to steal the items; he was exposing weakness in resort safety and attempting to get a job with Disney security.

Exposing weaknesses? His own mistakes were just far too obvious for security to ignore…

…security spotted him wearing a high-visibility orange vest and pushing a cart down the street to the hotel… told deputies he worked at the nearby Yacht Club Resort. He led investigators to a staff locker room, where deputies said he walked around aimlessly searching for his locker for a while, and failed to open a locker… driver’s license showed a different name than the one he gave…