A while ago now I showed how Tesla vehicles were being designed and trained to ignore traffic laws. We continue to see “pedal pump” evidence to this effect, as reported by annoyed law enforcement cleaning up after predictable disasters. Today’s news is that yet another Tesla ignored a red light, and hit a very large … Continue reading Tesla Blows Through Red Light Into Sheriff’s Bus Injuring 13
A Tesla has been in a crash with a F-150, leaving the Tesla owner dead. It quietly revealed yet again that the “Autopilot crap” is really, and always will be, crap. One of the shocking things in April 2016 was that a man who clearly knew nothing about cars positioned a deceptively named non-working “Autopilot” … Continue reading Brand New Tesla Owner Testing Autopilot Killed by F-150
A man who owned a Tesla that “spontaneously combusted” while driving allegedly said “it’s all gone” after he walked away with his life. That feeling of loss is very on brand for a car company that can’t explain why it has so many fires. You buy Tesla, you lose it all. The owner mentioned that … Continue reading Another Day, Another Tesla Owner “Thankful” to Not Be Burned Alive
Tesla designs are the gaudy jewelry and tacky gemstones of the car industry; we shouldn’t even call them engineering. The Tesla dashboard seems to be only artificially, superficially, designed. A big piece of glass glued to the dash is cheap and lazy. The touchscreen certainly is not meant for anyone who thinks deeply about anything, … Continue reading New Porsche Dash Buttons Are Like Nails in Tesla’s Coffin