US Laws Block Green Vehicles

MSN Autos has posted some notable points about regulations in America that are actually preventing car manufacturers from selling cleaner burning vehicles to people living in areas of the country who need them.

Not only can’t you buy one, but the government says it’s currently illegal for automakers to sell these green cars outside of the special states. Under terms of the Clean Air Act—in the kind of delicious irony only our government can pull off—anyone (dealer, consumer, automaker) involved in an out-of-bounds PZEV sale could be subject to civil fines of up to $27,500. Volvo sent its dealers a memo alerting them to this fact, noting that its greenest S40 and V50 models were only for the special states.

If this is anything like the mind-bending diesel regulations that effectively banned VW passenger cars from being sold in California, then you just have to find a loophole — select one to buy, make sure it starts with more than 7,500 miles, and register it as a used vehicle.

In 2004 the VW dealer in Santa Cruz told me if I tried to bring a TDI into California the State Patrol might issue me a ticket or confiscate my car. The dealer was lying to promote the sale of vehicles they had in their lot, not sell me something I wanted, and they made it abundantly clear to me that they only cared about one thing — money.

MSN brings this up, but only from the consumer side of things.

Another issue: The PZEV cars don’t get any better mileage than conventional versions. Would most self-interested Americans even pay a lousy 100 bucks for cleaner air that doesn’t put fuel savings back in their pocket? “With hybrids, the selling point is fuel economy, so there’s a dollar amount on that,” said William Walton, Honda’s product planning chief for U.S. cars. “We want to give people the cleanest vehicles we can produce, but how much are people willing to pay for clean air?”

These are interesting questions that I ask myself everyday while managing security for a global enterprise. Do consumers understand the value of clean air? How do we explain to an executive that they want a safe and secure network even if it is not putting savings directly back in their pocket?

Worms are the pandora-like topic to make network security discussions seem more grounded. Are there similar environmental examples for high-emission vehicles? A poster-child for death by exhaust from Hummers?

difficult news

An excerpt from Asphodel, That Greeny Flower
by William Carlos Williams

My heart rouses
   thinking to bring you news
      of something
that concerns you
   and concerns many men.  Look at
      what passes for the new.
You will not find it there but in
   despised poems.
      It is difficult
to get the news from poems
   yet men die miserably every day
      for lack
of what is found there. 

Found in an interview with Physician Valerie Berry by Len Anderson

LA: Is poetry also a healing art?

VB: I think all arts heal. Sometimes it takes us a while to recognize how, especially when the initial experience of it makes us uncomfortable or leaves us perplexed or angry. I’m reminded of surgery. For me, the sacred moment in surgery is when you hold the scalpel above the unmarked, intact skin. You know that once you cut, it will never be the same, no matter how well it heals–yet the healing can’t begin until the surgery opens the patient, reveals what’s wrong. I think art does that.

Somehow I imagined the sacred moment being when the procedures are finished successfully and all and the tools are accounted for….

Can’t wait to start my next incident response and say “let’s savor this sacred moment — the healing can’t begin until we start cutting”.

Do not sit up straight

When astronauts launch, they never sit up straight. The gravitational forces are apparently better handled in a reclining position. Makes sense, right? So why do people think we should sit up straight? Where does that belief come from?

Oh, what I would do for an office that had a recliner with a monitor suspended above me, like the astronauts…

I always felt like reclining was a more comfortable position and was often scolded in school for my posture. The highlight of abuse came from Mrs. Hebert, a french teacher in high school, who asked me “are you retarded or something” when I slouched in my desk during her class.

Well, research has started to come forward to state the obvious: a reclining position is better for your health.

slouch

They told the Radiological Society of North America that the best position in which to sit at your desk is leaning slightly back, at about 135 degrees.

Experts said sitting was known to contribute to lower back pain.

Data from the British Chiropractic Association says 32% of the population spends more than 10 hours a day seated.

The cost to the economy of the incorrect ergonomics must be significant. How much more rested and ready would staff be if they were allowed to assume a more relaxed position?

Unbelievably, despite all the facts staring us in the face, the most common office furniture today threatens humans with a harmful position.

And what about airplanes? Why not start the flight in a reclining position? Would it really be that hard for people to get out of their chairs in an emergency?

Perhaps the reasons for the upright position are to do with “regal” or “monarchial” habits from western culture — it is more proper to be perpendicular, or even leaning forward, and easier to dethrone a king who sits upright.

One thing is certain, those who are not bound by the past traditions of others and left to establish their own are more inclined to recline.

October: National Cyber Security Awareness Month

Educause has an excellent page with links to video and kits for awareness flyers.

Indiana University, for example, has some funny security slogans that were part of a prepackaged awareness kit:
Password Snatchers

Protect your password – “Invasion of the Password Snatchers”
“Beware of Worms and Viruses”
“Beware of the Phishing Scam”
Be careful when downloading or clicking – “The Thing from the Internet”
Keep your computer free of spyware – “Beware the Eye of the Spy”

Eye of the Spy? Spooky. Nothing like fear and humor to get people thinking.