I’m not talking about your belly button. The Navy CyberSpace Blog provides an anecdote about an anecdote that tries to make light of the word SHIT:
I said, “yes Sir, back in the days of wooden ships occasionally the cargo would be pressed cow manure stacked on pallets and placed in the hold. During the deployment the bilge would start to gain water and the hold would become very humid. The manure would start to decay and produce methane gas. When the Sailor would enter the space with a lantern the hold would explode. Once they realized the reason for these mysterious occurrences of fire they started to place banners on the sides of the pallets, (I demonstrated it graphically on the dry erase board) “Store High In Transit”. That Sir is the origin of the word, so feel free to express the word sh*t anytime you feel appropriate.” Everyone laughed and we got back to work.
The strange part of the story is how “The Admiral during one of his many questions said the word “Sh*t” which was followed by dead silence”. Dead silence? Why so uptight?
Anyway, this story illustrates humor as a key to authorization. The Admiral was allowed to use this word only after a humorous story has been provided.
I love the patchy humor (pun intended) from the F-Secure guys. What other incident team would have a blog title of You’ve Got Comment!
And of course when the person clicks the link, out comes YouTube! Er, I mean YuoTube… momentary dyslexia there… my bad. Which of course contains an “update” for your Adobe Flash player, because the site is so sure that your player is outdated. Don’t argue with its superior wisdom. And when you execute that file in your system… well, let’s just say you’ve gone and summoned his older brother — Net-Worm:W32/Koobface.CY.
1. ATM Network Fraud
2. Check Fraud
3. ‘Laser-Guided’ Precision Strikes
4. Phishing Attacks To Continue
5. Check Image Fraud
6. Zero Day Attacks
7. Low ‘N Slow Attacks
8. Drive-By Attacks Deliver
9. Phones Will Be Ringing
10. Insider Threat
That seems to cover everything. I see slow and careful, automated, insider, outsider…in other words do not expect a reduction in attack profile for the coming year.