Iran Minister’s Fake Degree

What better place to read about a controversy surrounding a degree from Oxford than in the BBC Middle East Report?

For years, Iran’s Interior Minister Ali Kordan has claimed to hold a doctorate from Oxford University and taken increased pay as a result.

But in recent months, it emerged that the document was a crude forgery, containing several misspellings.

As for the minister, he did not even seem to know the name of the institution, which he continued to describe as the “London Oxford University”.

In fact, it turned out he did not have a degree from any university, despite having worked as a university lecturer.

Things were not made better when a President’s assistant tried to bribe away the impeachment motion for Kordan. They were made worse again as the President himself suggested the degree was worth nothing more than its parchment anyway:

As for President Ahmadinejad, he angered academics and Iran’s many hard-working students by arguing that degrees did not matter as they were only “pieces of paper.”

The story makes this out to be a major stumbling moment for the President, among “growing discontent”, but somehow I think it is just a symptom of greater discontent. America certainly has seen its own share of trouble with ongoing investigations into the Bush Administration through two terms, but it was the economic conditions and clear lack of leadership qualities, rather than corruption and graft, that led to the dramatic shift in popular opinion.

Mint

I often drink mint tea and think fondly of its supposed origins.

According to Greek mythology, Hades, ruler of the Underworld, fell in love with the nymph Menthe. Persephone, Hades’s wife, became wildly jealous and began to trample Menthe. Hades rushed forward and transformed Menthe into a shrub to keep her near him always. Persephone was appeased, thinking that Menthe would be trampled for eternity beneath the feet of passersby, but Hades gave Menthe a wonderfully sweet fragrance he could cherish each time he passed by.

Him and everyone else. It seems Hades was satisfied even though others trampled on his love as he could still cherish her through smell.

$50K Pooh

It is not every day that you read in the news that someone has paid $50K for Pooh:

The oval pencil sketch by E.H. Shepard, one of children’s literature’s most famous illustrators, shows Pooh dipping his paw into a pot of honey while sitting at a table as Piglet and Tigger look on.

Auctioneer Bonhams said the successful telephone bidder was from Germany and bought the picture for his wife, a long-time Pooh fan.

With this kind of success, especially during hard times, more Pooh is on the way.

Morris Worm Poetry and History

Adam indulges with a Beatles rewrite

It was twenty years ago today
Sgt. Morris taught the worms to play
They’ve been going in and out of style
But they’re guaranteed to last a while
So may I introduce to you…
the bug you’ve known for all these years
Sgt. Morris Lonely worm club band

Cute.

Danny McPherson takes a different approach to explain the changes in 20 years since the Morris Worm.

…new network applications being developed can’t work on new ports or employ new IP-based transport protocols, so they’ve got to piggyback on existing “open” ones (e.g., IPSEC v. TLS). The nearing exhaustion of IPv4 address space, and the adoption of IPv6, which is not bits-on-the-wire compatible, only exacerbates the transparency problem…

Try saying that three times fast. In other words, I think he means to say that the implicit trust is gone. The Internet touches more people today with many more complex relationships and so they need a more closed/protective mode to begin with.