A little risk analysis humor from a friend:
| DANGEROUS: | SAFER: | SAFEST: | ULTRA SAFE: |
| What’s for dinner? | Can I help you with dinner? | Where would you like to go for dinner? | HERE, HAVE SOME WINE. |
| Are you wearing that? | Wow, you sure look good in brown! | Wow! Look at you! | HERE, HAVE SOME WINE. |
| What are you so worked up about? | Could we be overreacting? | Here’s my paycheck. | HERE, HAVE SOME WINE. |
| Should you be eating that? | You know, there are a lot of apples left. | Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? | HERE, HAVE SOME WINE. |
| What did you do all day? | I hope you didn’t over do it today. | I’ve always loved you in that robe! | HERE, HAVE SOME MORE WINE. |
Such a clever spreadsheet; I wish there were something similar for computer security managers. I suspect it might involve bourbon or shots of tequila instead of wine.