Tesla Suffers Years of EV Cable Thefts: US Should Force Switch to EU Outlet Design

You don’t have cables coming out of your walls, you have outlets to plug into. It’s perhaps obvious that this is how the EV market should also work.

Yet, for some odd design reason in America, EV chargers always have cables permanently attached… which in reality means octopus-like chargers are damaged when their ugly, long and floppy cables are stolen.

It begs the question why an EV isn’t designed for a retractable cable like every other major electrical appliance (e.g. oven or dryer). Or have a cable that detaches on both ends, like everyone’s laptop or phone.

In fact, in the EU everyone uses the outlet and brings a cable, meaning anyone can pull their EV up to a light pole on the street and plug in. Easy, reliable, no mess, plus far less risk of failure to charge because a socket design on existing light poles is so much simpler to secure from damage.

Tesla talks nonsense about branded, proprietary, competitive charging cables… while the EU quietly and professionally deploys 99% more infrastructure as outlets.

The EU will completely outpace the US on EV infrastructure because of such intelligence in quiet and almost hidden distributed power, reflecting the lack of any need for America to slowly roll out large wasteful concentrated “stations” covered in advertisements.

Given 2 lbs of copper runs in a large charging cable, and the rush of copper theft, it makes even less sense that Tesla has been building centralized ugly zones where an attacker can quickly hit a strangely numbered 88 of their cables, to recycle them at around $10-20 each.

Tesla owners often choose standard EV chargers over Tesla chargers, but they have trouble seeing both signs. Note Tesla has wrapped their charging stations in orange to help, but their cars still keep knocking them over.

Concentrated charging stations into a single area, is a truly dumb concept. Why did anyone ever think this made any sense at all? Centralizing charging stations with all their expensive delicate cables to be dangling and damaged, instead of spreading out simple reliable sockets, are even dumber. Outlets are the future like it’s 1924 again.

Electricity runs practically everywhere today. Trying to undo Westinghouse and go back to Edison’s dream of limited reach is peak ignorance in American history. And what could be more ironic than a company named Tesla doing the exact opposite of what Westinghouse would do?

Westinghouse was horrified by the reports of Kemmler’s execution [by Edison’s cruel designs]. “It has been a brutal affair,” he said. “They could have done better with an ax.”

Even more to the point, Tesla unnecessarily modified EU charging equipment made by Mennekes to put their brand on it. They could have left it a standard Mennekes product instead.

Tesla owners have never heard of Mennekes. Note the outlet in the original design.

Terrible concepts, terrible designs, terrible operations… that’s the T now in Tesla.

The Houston Police Department tells KPRC 2′s Gage Goulding that 18 of the 19 charging stations had their cables stolen, according to a report that was filed by a Tesla service technician on Monday.

Kind of them to leave one cable behind, I guess? Here’s another case with local analysis included.

Thieves are targeting high-powered Tesla and other EV charging stations and stealing the heavy cable for the copper metal inside. In Vallejo, someone cut cables from nine charging stations…

“You know, they left five charging stations. I’m pretty sure after they racked up, I don’t know what the quantity was, but almost 20 cables with the nozzles. Those are extremely heavy, so I’m imagining that’s all they could haul at one given time,” [retired Marine and former investigator] Beckler said.

This has been going on for years already, with far too little discussion about the basic risk economics. The plug end and cable typically are the most expensive parts of a level 2 EVSE. Here’s the big news from 2022:

…a Tesla Supercharger at a Meijer grocery store in Cincinnati, Ohio, had its cables cut. The post notes that a Tesla mobile technician arrived to repair the cut cables and reportedly told people that this was the third time in a week that cables were cut at the Supercharger station.

So you think Tesla should just keep putting cables back on repeatedly, at huge expense in time and materials, to be cut again? With no changes in design?

Ugh. Enough already.

Two obvious fixes for this, which can rapidly advance the safety and security of EV charging.

  1. Switch regulations so the US moves away from fixed cables and to an open socket design. Drivers bring their own cables, always (with liquid-cooled DC extreme chargers perhaps being an exception). Have a simple secure door covering the socket, which can be tied to payment. Have a simple electromag cable locking mechanism during charge.
  2. Switch regulations so the US rapidly pushes charging sockets into existing infrastructure. Light poles on streets and in parking lots, and especially at gas stations, should have standard EV charging sockets. Every gas station should be mandated to provide at least two high speed charging sockets, like how they already have been forced to provide the public restrooms, air and water.

Come on people, this is not that hard to solve. Blink even announced US light pole charging in 2020. Why is every city in America not jumping in this option already?

The pole mounting system is also beneficial in communities transitioning their streetlights into power-efficient LED systems. These LED system lights allow the excess power to operate the pole-mounted EV charging station, turning every streetlight into a potential charging destination.

Get rid of the cables and any light pole is an EV outlet!

Tesla (with the real Tesla rolling in his grave) is doing the Edison thing with EV chargers because they were trying to get everyone stuck into their centrally planned, centrally controlled system of scarcity to enrich one man. That’s more Edison than anything, opposite of the real Tesla.

Of course the Tesla plan, in its ahistorical backwards thinking, is going to fall apart from the most basic known threats. We’ve known since the time of Egyptian pharaohs.

It’s way past time for America to move on step up and get serious about EV infrastructure.

WA Tesla Cybertruck Crashed Straight Into Roundabout, Owner Sent to Jail

A so called Tesla “survivability” product proved itself once again to be a total fraud, with the vehicle heavily damaged and the owner behind bars.

Police in Snoqualmie, east of Seattle, were called out to a roundabout where they found a trail of destruction caused by a vehicle plowing straight over the top of the traffic circle and right through the neatly planted hedges and flowers at its center.

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“SnoPo responded to the 4800 block of SE Tokul Rd and found the truck heavily damaged,” cops wrote in an update to their original post. “The driver was arrested for DUI, and Hit and Run.”

It’s hard to imagine a bigger disaster than Tesla right now. Their vehicle that had the most influence direct from their CEO, the one he tried to market as his personal vision of future survival, has repeatedly fallen apart or crashed. They seem to be failing faster than they can be fixed.

Could there be any more obvious lemon in all of car history?

Zoox Investigated for Sudden Braking Like a Tesla

Remember the story about Tesla suddenly braking in front of motorcycles?

Now the Amazon robot brand Zoox is being investigated for the same issue.

The US National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) is investigating two rear-end crashes involving Amazon-owned Zoox self-driving cars and motorcycles.

The case was opened on Friday with an Office of Defects Investigation (ODI) preliminary evaluation that summarizes the circumstances of the two crashes, both of which involved a Zoox-powered Toyota Highlander braking suddenly and then being rear-ended by a motorcycle. One of the motorcyclists received minor injuries their crash.

In the Tesla case a motorcyclist died.

Tesla Extreme Centralization Backfires: Huge Parking Lots Fail to Hide Unallocated Inventory

The Tesla situation is like watching something out of a film about the fall of communism.

Parking lots full of Tesla vehicles are becoming impossible to ignore as the electric automaker seemingly can’t sell enough cars and trucks to match its rate of production. According to its own figures, the electric automaker produced 46,561 more vehicles than it delivered to customers during the first quarter of 2024. Where are all these cars going? Parking lots at its factories, malls and airports.

Remember, for example, how the Trabant was such a “hot” car claiming decades of demand until suddenly in 1989 (fall of the wall) centrally planned low-quality production was dumped into huge parking lots full of unallocated inventory?

It was like overnight Trabant demand went from a five year waiting list to… we gotta get away from car communism… to nobody wants one.

East Germans drive their oil-belching Trabants west, which even today seems better than being dead in a Tesla.
History will be unkind to Tesla owners.

Tesla now has similar problems related to its centralized plans dispensing angry hate towards the dealers who serve local markets. It’s basically attempting to pretend it doesn’t need local dealers while renting huge parking lots to hold unsold inventory… like local dealers.

The difference versus other car brands that sell inventory through distribution and many communities, instead of depending entirely on fealty to one man, is resilience. Central planning of dictators tends to be full of such fraud that it abruptly falls, like the wall.

When dear leader no longer can fraudulently allocate inventory and hide the lies, it’s over. One signal has been that Tesla can’t seem to keep a lawyer in the job of overseeing the centralized lies.

Well known risk benefits of distributed systems make Tesla’s childish attempts to run an extreme centralization experiment look like unnecessarily high risk, especially now as the Elon Musk brand looks in danger of sudden collapse.

To put it simply, Tesla new model plans likely are cancelled due to capital shortages. Staff are being fired week after week, decimating entire departments and crushing morale, causing shortages that drive up cost of operations. Quality control was skipped to dump Cybertrucks on unwitting customers, which now pile up service debt. Price/rates of all models dropped, leaving bare minimum margins as global inventory piles up in parking lots; factories burn cash pumping out cars to cost money sitting in a rented lot.

And again, Tesla can’t seem to keep a lawyer in the job of overseeing the centralized lies.

It’s a death spiral, which is why Tesla just went to China for an emergency loan (selling customer data).

Where is Gorbachev when you need him?

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