Yet another embarrassing video has been released of the Cybertruck. This time it was defeated by a very small hill with a trivial test in Marble Falls, Texas. It crawled into a little tree and became stuck.

Winched away from that tree, the Cybertruck then immediately gets itself stuck again.

Unable to steer straight (apparently too weak itself) it’s winched over a small bump.

A voice in the background laughs at the driver and taunts him with “Hey Elon I need a software update!”

Related: a simple bicycle can haul “big loads” as well as the Cybertruck.

Who did Nazi this coming for the Tesla wankpanzer?

TMZ has posted a report showing three Tesla that crashed into each other.

Check out these pics taken from a crash scene in Bev Hills Wednesday — where a 3-way Tesla pile-up occurred at the intersection of Rexford Drive and Beverly Drive, and it looks like there were a few different models in the mix, not to mention varying degrees of damage.

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Beverly Hills PD tells TMZ … a detective sergeant came out to facilitate the exchange of info, but didn’t take a police report…

Nothing to see here. Just some Nazi road robots getting into a fight with themselves, as usual.

The owner of one Tesla said his assistant was driving, and I’m sure the assistant will soon say they do not want to be blamed for driving either.

Who buys a Tesla? The audaciously dangerous fool who wants to avoid blame for crashing their Tesla.

There has been an alarming increase in Tesla driving the wrong way into oncoming traffic. Just in past few days two brand new 2024 Tesla have killed people early in the morning.

The Asheville Police Department said a driver is dead after going the wrong way on the interstate and crashing early Sunday morning at 2:33 a.m..

Tesla was heading east in the wrong direction on I-40 west and collided into a Freightliner truck that was traveling westbound.

The driver of the Tesla, identified as 26-year-old Andrew Dean Justiniano, passed away on scene from his injuries, according to police.

This crash, near mile marker 54 on Interstate 40, is especially concerning. The I-40 is divided by a huge median and guard rails on both sides for very long stretches.

Furthermore, the on-ramps are huge “clovers” to keep traffic isolated. So how and where exactly did this killer robot fresh off the factory line decide to enter the wrong-way?

The precise mile marker proves Tesla operated its robot at full speed head on into oncoming traffic for many, many miles of a fully divided Interstate without registering it was on the wrong side.

The Tesla brand now represents mindless kamikaze threats to society, basically loose missiles being launched at American citizens and critical infrastructure!

The Interstate had to be shut down for five hours. FIVE HOURS.

How many roads around the world right now are under threat from a Tesla road robot headed the wrong way at high speed, let alone in the dark?!

Related: very similar recent wrong-way Tesla crashes in California and Utah.

Also related: Dan O’Dowd posted to Twitter on 5 April 2024 the disasterous safety test results with Tesla FSD v12.3.

ElonMusk calls Tesla Full Self-Driving v12 “mind-blowing.” But see for yourself how 12.3 fails 4 times on our first drive. Don’t be fooled by the Cult, FSD will still try to kill you.

The Cult’s praying for FSD licensing deals but not even Yugo would use this pile of trash.

A brand new Tesla rolled off the factory line and drove the wrong way on a major Los Angeles area freeway at night.

A woman driving a 2024 Tesla was arrested for allegedly driving the wrong way on the Santa Monica (10) Freeway Sunday and triggering a crash that killed a motorist and left her and two others with major injuries, authorities said.

The woman, a 51-year-old Los Angeles resident, suffered major injuries in the 1:50 a.m. crash on the westbound freeway at Overland Avenue, according to the California Highway Patrol.

This Tesla, as if a South African missile targeting American civilians, killed the 19 year old driver and put two teenage passengers in hospital.

It’s a brand known for a long tragic history of causing head-on collisions, which we can see here hasn’t improved any.

Moreover, a recent UT case of a police officer being seriously injured trying to stop a wrong-way Tesla, gives a peek into the future of “Robot Nazis” allowed on public roads.

Talk about national security threats, it’s a wonder Tesla haven’t been banned from operation.